— ALERT: Lucy is currently planning an outfit for her reemergence when this is all over.

Lucy’s play Engagements is for sale online for a variety of prices:

 Buy my play for $9
Or buy my play here for $127!
Here’s the play for £156.93 plus international shipping!
Sis, no! If you want to buy my play, please get it from DPS at a normal price or go to the Strand on 13th street. There’s usually a copy there.